Taffy TAFFY was a welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef; I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was not at home; Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow bone; I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was not in; Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin; I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was in bed; I took up a poker and flung it at his head.